Preservativos Clinton e Lewinsky

Uma empresa chinesa da província de Guangdong está a fabricar preservativos com os nomes Clinton e Lewinsky, para dois tipos de clientes: o produto Clinton destina-se aos consumidores com maior poder de compra e os preservativos Lewinsky destinam-se ao grande público.


Na altura acho que eles não se lembraram disso, o Bill lembrou - se de usar um charuto, que como todos sabemos esteriliza a vagina e evita uma gravidez indesejada...

O flautista toca enquanto nós ratos nos dirigimos hipnotizados para o precipicio.

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ai vou eu...

Nothing better to do...

O senhor António ja começou a vindimar. Ao longo dos corredores da vinha espalham-se dezenas de "poceiros"...

Bom dia

E engracado...

"Here comes the one that you've been dreaming of
I am thee most exalted potentate of love
I got a mojo hand that fits like a glove
I'll be coming round the mountain to get your love
I'm thee most exalted potentate of love
Yes I am

Yes, I'm the celebrated Hottentot of twat
Make a hole, look out, make way for a demon child
I'll make you hear my turtle dove
Ride around the range to get your love
Are we having fun on a fire son of a gun

Mad, you called me mad?
I have the secret to eternal love
Mad, you call me mad?
I am thee most exalted potentate of love

Yes, I'll teach you how to read the book of life
You can just look at the pictures if you like
I'll make you hear my turtle dove
Ride around the range to get your love
Are we having fun on a fire son of a gun

I am thee most exalted potentate of love"

One-nil

"The Flying Spaghetti Monster

THE board for Beebe School District in Arkansas voted on 12 July to remove from textbooks stickers promoting an "intelligent designer" over evolution. Feedback wonders if they were influenced by an open letter to the State Board of Education in neighbouring Kansas circulated by Bobby Henderson, a "concerned citizen".

"

(New Scientist)

Matador De Passarinho

Rogério Skylab

Composição: Rogério Skylab

Aqui tem João-de-Barro, Pintassilgo, Pinta-roxo,
Pica-pau e Colibri
Aqui tem Canário-belga, Araponga, Açum-preto,
Curió e Bem-te-vi
Aqui tem tanta Andorinha, Cambaxirra, Quero-quero,
Rouxinol e Juriti
Que servem de tiro ao alvo
Para espantar o tédio
E o vazio do existir

Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho

Tico-tico quando voas,
Tico-tico tu pareces um teco-teco no ar
Tico-tico quando cantas
Me lembro da minha infância,
Feriado em Paquetá.
Tico-tico tão arisco, tico-tico tu beliscas
Uns grãozinhos de fubá
Tico-tico me perdoa mas me vem um vontade,
Não posso me segurar

Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho

Beija-flor de flor em flor
Beija-flor tu és o rei
Beija-flor te quero bem
Beija-flor se tu soubesse
Beija-flor ah! Se eu pudesse
Beijaria a flor também
Beija-flor tu vais levando
Numa nuvem cor de rosa
Grãos de pólen para quem
Beija-flor tu és tão lindo
Mas chegou a tua hora
Não beijarás mais ninguém

Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho,
Matador de passarinho

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John Waters (filmmaker)

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Photo of John Waters by Robert Birnbaum

John Waters (born April 22, 1946) is an American filmmaker. He has long been known as a "bad boy" among filmmakers. John Waters is also a professor for cinema and subculture at the European Graduate School. Dubbed "The Pope of Trash" by writer William Burroughs, his earlier film works included Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, and Desperate Living, sometimes referred to as the Trash Trilogy. These films pushed hard at the boundaries of conventional propriety and movie censorship and indeed, many felt, good taste. A particularly notorious segment of Pink Flamingos featured crossdressing actor Divine eating fresh dog feces. According to Waters himself, he is often mistaken for Steve Buscemi, and once sent Christmas cards containing photos of Buscemi to his friends just to see if any of them would notice.

Waters and Divine (then known as Glen Milstead) lived near Baltimore, Maryland as boys, a short distance apart, where they met and became friends. Mainly based in Baltimore, Waters tended to work with a regular team of actors (the Dreamlanders) who starred in most of his films, including Divine, Mink Stole, Cookie Mueller, Edith Massey, David Lochary, Mary Vivian Pearce, and others. His early films were among the first picked up for distribution by New Line Cinema.

His 1981 film Polyester starred Divine opposite once-teen-idol Tab Hunter. His films have become less controversial and more mainstream, although works such as Hairspray, Cry Baby and Serial Mom still retain his trademark inventiveness. The film Hairspray was turned into a hit Broadway musical, which swept the 2003 Tony Awards.

Waters' most recent film, the NC-17 rated A Dirty Shame, is a move back towards his earlier, more controversial work.

Waters has made most of his movies in his hometown of Baltimore, Maryland, and is still praised by many natives of that city as a native son.

Waters has also published collections of his writings including Shock Value (1981), Crackpot: The Obsessions of John Waters (1987, Revised Edition 2003), Trash Trio: Three Screenplays: Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Flamingos Forever (1988), Hairspray, Female Trouble, and Multiple Maniacs: Three more screenplays (2005); as well as the photo collection Director's Cut (1997) and Art: A Sex Book (2003).

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John Waters filmography

• Hag in a Black Leather Jacket (8 mm) 1964 (b&w) starring Mary Vivian Pearce, Mona Montgomery; 17 minutes.
• Roman Candles (three 8 mm shown simultaneously) 1966 (color) starring Maelcum Soul, Bob Skidmore, Mona Montgomery, Divine, Mink Stole, Mary Vivian Pearce, David Lochary; 40 minutes
• Eat Your Makeup (16mm) 1968 (b&w) starring Maelcum Soul, David Lochary, Marina Melin, Divine, Mary Vivian Pearce, Mona Montgomery; 45 minutes
• Mondo Trasho (16mm) 1969 (b&w) starring Mary Vivian Pearce, Divine, David Lochary, Mink Stole; released through New Line Cinema; 95 minutes. $2,000 total cost
• The Diane Linkletter Story (16mm) 1969 (b&w) starring Mary Vivian Pearce, Divine, David Lochary; 15 minutes.
• Multiple Maniacs (16mm) 1970 (b&w) starring Divine, David Lochary, Mary Vivian Pearce, Mink Stole, Edith Massey; released through New Line Cinema; 90 minutes. $5,000 total cost.
• Pink Flamingos (16 & 35 mm) 1972 (color) starring Divine, David Lochary, Mary Vivian Pearce, Mink Stole, Danny Mills, Edith Massey; released through New Line Cinema; 93 minutes. $10,000. A re-edited version including extra scenes was released in 1997.
• Female Trouble (16 & 35 mm) 1974 (color) starring Divine, David Lochary, Mary Vivian Pearce, Mink Stole, Danny Mills, Edith Massey; released through New Line Cinema; 92 minutes. $25,000. A re-edited version including extra scenes was released in 1997.
• Desperate Living (16 & 35 mm) 1977 (color) starring Liz Renay, Mink Stole, Susan Lowe, Edith Massey, Mary Vivian Pearce, Jean Hill; released through New Line Cinema; 90 minutes. $65,000.
• Polyester (35 mm) 1981 (color) starring Divine, Tab Hunter, Edith Massey, Stiv Bators, David Samson, Mary Garlington, Ken King, Mink Stole, Joni-Ruth White; released through New Line Cinema. This film was released in "odorama", which meant that a "scratch and sniff" card corresponding to moments in the film (eg, Divine farting) was issued to cinema goers.
• Hairspray (35 mm) 1988 (color) starring Sonny Bono, Ruth Brown, Divine, Deborah Harry, Ricki Lake, Jerry Stiller, Ric Ocasek, Pia Zadora; released through New Line Cinema; 90 minutes. Waters' first true 'big budget' ($2,000,000) foray into 'the mainstream'.
• Divine 1990 (color) starring Divine. Video release, 110 minutes. Two films on one video, both starring Divine and directed by Waters. The first is The Diane Linkletter Story, originally released in 1969. The second is The Neon Woman.
• Cry-Baby (35 mm) 1990 (color) starring Johnny Depp, Amy Locane, Susan Tyrrell, Iggy Pop, Ricki Lake, Traci Lords, Kim McGuire, Stephen Mailer, Darren Burrows, Polly Bergen, Patricia Hearst, David Nelson, Troy Donahue, Mink Stole, Joe Dallesandro, Joey Heatherton, Willem Dafoe; released through Universal Studios; 85 minutes
• Serial Mom (35 mm) 1994 (color) starring Kathleen Turner, Sam Waterston, Ricki Lake, Matthew Lillard, Scott Wesley Morgan, Walt MacPherson, Patricia Hearst. 93 minutes.
• Pecker (35 mm) 1999 (color) starring Edward Furlong, Christina Ricci, Martha Plimpton, Brendon Sexton, and Lili Taylor. New Line Cinema 86 minutes.
• Cecil B. DeMented (35mm) 2000 (color) starring Melanie Griffith, Stephen Dorff, Alicia Witt, Adrian Grenier, Larry Gilliard Jr., Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jack Noseworthy, Mink Stole, Ricki Lake, and Patricia Hearst. 87 minutes.
• A Dirty Shame (35mm) 2004 (color) starring Tracey Ullman, Johnny Knoxville, Selma Blair, and Chris Isaak. Released through Fine Line Features. 89 minutes.

• John Waters' life and work was analysed in the documentary homage Divine Trash (1998) by Steve Yeager, named after the actor Divine.

John Waters "Fetiche" Actresses

Divine (Glen Milstead)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

(Redirected from Glen Milstead)

Divine with dogs

Harris Glenn Milstead (born October 19, 1945 in Towson, Maryland; died March 7, 1988 in Los Angeles, California) was better known by his drag persona Divine.

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Bio

Glen Milstead, aka Divine.

Born to Bernard and Diana Francis Milstead, at the age of 12 the family moved to Lutherville, a suburb of Baltimore. John Waters was a childhood friend whom he met while living there.

Milstead starred in a number of films and was part of the regular cast known as the Dreamlanders. The Dreamlanders appeared in many of John Waters earlier works such as Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Polyester, and Hairspray. Repeating their successful pairing in Polyester, in 1985 Divine appeared opposite Tab Hunter in their bigger hit Lust in the Dust.

He is also remembered as a major character in the documentary homage Divine Trash (1998) by Steve Yeager, covering the life and work of John Waters.

In the 1980s, Milstead's records were hits through America, Europe, and Australia. The typical progressive type of synthesizer disco music was composed, created, performed and produced by Bobby Orlando. Apart from singing, Milstead had only minor influence on how his music would sound. One could say these are progressive techno beats with energizing lyrics appealing to synth boppers.

In March 1988, Milstead died from an enlarged heart.

"Glenn was born before civil rights, gay rights, or women's rights...God doesn't want people created out of a Xerox machine...The tragedy is that Glenn was cut off right at the point of becoming who he really was, and the world will never see how that flower could have unfolded."

–Reverend Leland Higginbotham at Divine's eulogy; Baltimore, Maryland, March, 1988

Traci Lords

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Nora Louise Kuzma (born May 7, 1968), also known as Traci Elizabeth Lords and Traci Lords, is an American actress. She first achieved notoriety for her underage appearances in pornographic films and Penthouse magazine (she was 15 years old in her first film), but is now pursuing a mainstream career.

Traci Lords

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Career

Traci Elizabeth Lords was born Nora Louise Kuzma on May 7, 1968, in Steubenville, Ohio. She made her stage name by combining the first name of her high school best friend, Traci, and the last name of her favorite actor from Hawaii Five-O, Jack Lord. At twelve she fled from her abusive, alcoholic father to Lawndale, California with her mother and three sisters. Later, while attending Redondo Union High School, she had an abortion and after having a nervous breakdown, ran away from home. While living with her Mom's forty-something ex-boyfriend who posed as her stepfather, she used a friend's birth certificate and a fake driver's license indicating that she was twenty-two years of age to fake her way into the porn industry at the age of fifteen, starting with Jim South's World Modeling Agency. She quickly became one of the most popular starlets in town and is considered by many to be one of the first porn queens. She was most famous for her enthusiastic sexual performance. By the time she was 18, she'd appeared in 100 adult films. She even modeled for widely distributed adult magazines, such as Penthouse, in the same September 1984 issue that exposed Miss America 1984, Vanessa Williams. But in 1986, federal authorities discovered she was underage while making movies and they arrested her, as well as the owners of her movie agency and X-citement Video, Inc. See United States v. X-Citement Video.

The ensuing prosecution against the agencies cost the pornographic film and distribution industry millions as they were obliged by law to remove hundreds of thousands of her videotapes, films and magazines from store shelves to avoid the risk of prosecution for trafficking child pornography. Lords herself was never charged, since as a minor she was unable to give legal consent to perform sex acts on film for money. Instead, the agents and producers who accepted her fake IDs were charged and people affiliated with the films in question experienced legal troubles for years. Only one of her films, Traci, I Love You was actually produced after her eighteenth birthday, and is the only one of her films commonly and legally available in the United States. Since Lords retained the distribution rights to that film, there has been speculation within the industry that she engineered the revelation of her age, to channel people's purchasing to the one film which would actually make money for her.

In parts of Europe and other regions where the minimum legal age for involvement in pornographic films is lower, Lords' films and images in a variety of formats are still legally available. They are commonplace on the Internet, and not hard to find in the New York City area.

The controversy still sparks debate. Government prosecutors declared that Lords was a victim of a manipulative industry, while Lords has claimed that she was drugged and made to do things she did not want to do, but did it because she had a drug habit. But industry insiders, like Ron Jeremy and Ginger Lynn, as well as boyfriends say they never saw her use drugs and that she was fully aware of her actions even if, as a minor, she could not legally consent. While Lords decries the pornographic film industry, she continues to use the stage name she gave herself as a minor.

The Justice Department was forced to drop all charges when it was revealed that the fake ID which Lords had used to dupe the pornographic film industry was a US passport in the name of Traci Lords - the government had been duped, and any defendant would simply have been able to hide behind the government's error.

Lords has since moved into mainstream films and television with some success. She has played roles in a number of B-movies. Some of her more notable films include Not of this Earth (1988), John Waters' Cry Baby (1990), and Blade (1998).

Lords also appeared in continuing roles in several television series, including Married... with Children (1987), Roseanne (1988), Melrose Place (1992), and Profiler (1996), with single appearances in MacGyver (1985), Highlander (1992), Tales from the Crypt (1989), and Hercules (1995), among others.

In the 1990s, Lords began developing a career as a singer performing vocals for Manic Street Preachers on the single "Little Baby Nothing", and also appearing in the music videos of other performers and groups. In 1995 Traci made her solo debut, in collaboration with Juno Reactor, called "1000 Fires". The album was a hit with critics and the club audience. The Juno Reactor produced 1st single "Control", proved a smash, reaching a peak of #2 at the Billboard Dance Charts. The second single off the album "Fallen Angel"; earned a lot of attention because of the fact that one of its remixes ("Honeymoon Stitch Mix") was produced and remixed by Chad Smith and Dave Navarro from the "Red Hot Chilli Peppers", with a strong indie and "Alterna-chick" sound. The video; a very high-end production was directed by Stéphane Sednaoui; whom had directed for the aforementioned Red Hot Chilli Peppers (Give It Away), and Madonna (Fever) among hundreds of notable music videos. Lords music isn't a mindless dancefloor affair; she marries highly addictive beats and sonical landscapes to personal lyrics. "Father's Field" (From "1,000 Fires") may be the best example; where a very suffocating musical framework gives place to a harrowing account of a personal (and true) experience of sexual molestation as a child. After a couple of years of musical silence, Lords has returned to the music scene with a new production; a double A Side Single "Sunshine". Independently produced.

In 2003 she published a book, Traci Lords: Underneath It All.

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Acting credits

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Film

• Frostbite (2005) - Naomi Bucks
• Black Mask 2: City of Masks (2001) - Chameleon
• Chump Change (2000) (as Traci Elizabeth Lords) - Sam
• Epicenter (2000) (as Traci Elizabeth Lords) - Amanda Foster
• You're Killing Me... (2001) - Laura Engles
• Blade (1998) - Racquel
• Extramarital (1997) - Elizabeth
• Me and Will (1998) - Waitress
• Stir (1997) - Kelly Bekins
• Boogie Boy (1997) - Shonda
• Nowhere (1997) - Valley Chick #1
• Underworld (1996) - Anna
• Blood Money (1996) - Wendy Monroe
• Virtuosity (1995) - Media Zone Singer
• Ice (1993) - Ellen
• Serial Mom (1994) - Carl's Date
• Plughead Rewired: Circuitry Man II (1994) - Norma
• Laser Moon (1992) - Barbara Fleck
• The Nutt House (1992) - Miss Tress
• Raw Nerve (1991) - Gina Clayton
• A Time to Die (1991) - Jackie
• Cry-Baby (1990) - Wanda Woodward
• Shock 'Em Dead (1991) - Lindsay Roberts
• Fast Food (1989) - Dixie Love
• Not of This Earth (1988) - Nadine

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Television

• Deathlands (2003) - Lady Rachel Cawdor
• They Shoot Divas, Don't They? (2002) (as Traci Elizabeth Lords) - Mira
• First Wave (2000-2001) (as Traci Elizabeth Lords) - Jordan Radcliffe
• D.R.E.A.M. Team (1999) (as Traci Elizabeth Lords) - Lena Brant
• Profiler (TV_series) (1997-1998) - Sharon Lesher
• Dead Man's Island (1996) - Miranda Prescott
• As Good as Dead (1995) - Nicole Grace
• Melrose Place (1995) - Rikki
• Dragstrip Girl (1994) - Blanche
• Bandit: Bandit's Silver Angel (1994) - Angel Austin
• The Tommyknockers (1993) - Nancy Voss
• Murder in High Places (1991) - Diane

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Tributes

• A lyrically offensive punk rock band called Sloppy seconds wrote a song called "Come back, Traci", which describes being a fan of Traci's underage appearance in pornography.

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Adult Videos

• Adult 45 (1985)
• Adventures of Tracy Dick: The Case of the Missing Stiff (1985) - Tracy Dick
• Another Roll in the Hay (1985)
• Aroused (1985) - Allison
• Bad Girls III (1984)
• Black Throat (1985) (scenes deleted on re-release) - First Whore
• Breaking It (1984) - Jodie Brown
• Country Girl (1985) - Billie Jean
• Diamond Collection 69 (1985)
• Diamond Collection 73 (1985)
• Dirty Pictures (1985)
• Dream Lover (1985)
• Educating Mandy (1985) - Mandy
• Electric Blue 20 (1985)
• Electric Blue 21 (1985) - Suzy/Jane
• Electric Blue 28 (1985) - Nikki (scenes deleted)
• Erotic Gold (1985)
• Erotic Zones Vol. 1 (1985) (as Tracy Lords)
• Future Voyeur (1985)
• The Grafenberg Spot (1985)
• Harlequin Affair (1985) - Tracy
• Holly Does Hollywood (1985) - Tracy
• Hollywood Heartbreakers (1985)
• Huge Bras 3 (1985)
• It's My Body (1985) - Maggie
• Jean Genie (1985)
• Just Another Pretty Face (1985)
• Ladies in Lace (1985) - Linda
• Love Bites (1985) - Nurse
• Lust in the Fast Lane (1984) (as Tracy Lords) - Jackie
• Miss Passion (1984)
• New Wave Hookers (1985) - Devil
• The Night of Loving Dangerously (1984) (as Tracy Lords)
• Peek a Boo Gang (1985) - Tracy
• Perfect Fit (pornographic film) (1985) - Diane
• Porn in the USA (1985) (as Tracy Lords)
• Portrait of Lust (1985) (as Tracy Lords) - Mirage
• The Sex Goddess (1984) - Marilyn West
• Sex Shoot (1985) (as Tracy Lords)
• Sex Waves (1985)
• Sexy Shorts (1984) (music video compilation) - Miss Georgia (segment "Gimme Gimme Good Lovin'", uncredited)
• Sister Dearest (1985)
• Sizzling Suburbia (1985)
• Tailhouse Rock (1985) - Stacey
• Those Young Girls (1984) (as Tracy Lords) - Tracy Lords
• Traci, I Love You (1987)
• Traci Takes Tokyo (1986)
• Tracy in Heaven (1985) (scenes deleted on 1987 re-release) - Monika Hart
• Tracy Lords (1984) (as Tracy Lords)
• Two-Timing Tracie (1985)
• We Love to Tease (1985)
• What Gets Me Hot! (1984) (as Tracy Lords) - Lannie

Essa merda faz-me lembrar uma séria que dava inserida na Britcom da Rtp2.
Aqui ficam algumas ideias para o teu "amigo" ;)

Love triangles

Has your boyfriend run off with your best mate, have you cheated with your girlfriend's best mate, or do you have the hots for your friend's lover? We help you do the right thing.

My partner left me for my mate

This is one of the most painful betrayals, when two of the closest people to you hurt you. However, if both of them have known you for a while you would hope it was serious emotions and not just a lust-filled fling that made them do it.

Only you can decide how you will deal with them, if you want to stay with your lover, or stay friends with your mate. It depends on a whole range of things, how long they let it go on before telling you, how they feel about each other, whether they are sorry, and how you feel about it all. Did you think things were fantastic, or was the relationship stale and heading to an end?

Be prepared to go through any number of emotions from anger, to hurt and misery, or maybe even relief. Talk it through with a trusted friend, rather than bottling things up. Think it over and then finally talk it through with your mate and lover.

If they cheated, but want to stay with you

It's up to you to decide whether you want to finish the relationship or not. If you think there is a chance that you can forgive them, it's important to find why they were unfaithful in the first place. You will both have to be prepared to make some changes if things are going to work out.

You will also have to talk to your partner to make sure they didn't expose you to sexually transmitted infections (link). If you don't believe them, play safe and get yourself a check-up anyway.

Need more help?

The Relate network of relationship counsellors will see single people who find it hard to come to terms with being cheated on. They also counsel couples that want to patch things up after an affair. Your local branch of Relate is listed in the Yellow Pages.

I want my mate's lover

A tricky one, this - really the best thing is to steer clear. However, if you really believe you are meant to be together, and think they do too, you are going to have to talk to them. No physical action should be taken while they are still together. If they do break up, be considerate and leave it a while before jumping into bed with each other.

There is an unwritten rule in friendships that you shouldn't get it on with your mate's love interest. There are some circumstances where it may be OK - if they had only just started seeing them and weren't that bothered and you were up front about your interest, or they gave you the all clear. Yet even then, leaving it a while before making a move would be more considerate.

I want to leave my lover for their best mate

If you were to go for your lover's best friend then you could possibly ruin both your relationship with your partner, and the friendship between them. Think about how you would feel if the roles were reversed. However on the same note if you really love them and know the feeling is mutual, take some time before making a move. Break up with your current partner and take some time alone to think it through without the distractions of his/her best mate.

If you still really believe they are the one for you, then play decently. Their mate may not want to get involved with you, as it could ruin their friendship. However if you are sure the feelings are mutual, talk to his/her friend - don't act on it, just talk. Agree to wait a while before seeing if it will go anywhere, and when you do start seeing each other don't rub it in your ex's face.

She said: "u ih ah ah, u ih ah ah, u ih ah ah"

"Entao a tua amiga esta em casa? namorada?"

"mae, vou desligar, maee vou desligar"

"Entao mas conta-me la como e ela"

"Mae vou desligar"

"Pronto, nao queres contar..."

Eu, do outro lado da mesa terminava um cha. O problema de ter o volume do telemovel alto e criar situacoes constrangedoras para si proprio; Algum tempo depois la estava eu a dormir agarrado a minha gata.

A formiga só trabalha porque não sabe cantar - Raúl Seixas

Mais um ciclo se completa. Depois de um ano inteiro a cuidar das vinhas eis que chega a altura da vindima. O senhor António ainda nao começou, deve esperar pelo fim do mês, talvez ache que as uvas ainda não atingiram o grau desejado.
Os cachos brancos da Ti Licinia não chegaram sequer aos dez graus... foi o prazo da coperativa, se eles tivessem ficado na cepa mais uma semanita"... desabafava ela...

Sempre Pessoa

"Começo a conhecer-me. Não existo.
Sou o intervalo entre o que desejo ser e os outros me fizeram,
Ou metade desse intervalo, porque também há vida...
Sou isso, enfim...
Apague a luz, feche a porta e deixe de ter barulhos de chinelos no corredor.
Fique eu no quarto só com o grande sossego de mim mesmo.
É um universo barato"

Ha dias...

Ha dias em que a logica desaparece.

Ha dias em que ...

E por essas e por outras que aconselho vivamente as 9 da manha:

"Rammstein
Ein Mensch brennt
Rammstein
Fleischgeruch liegt in der Luft
Rammstein
ein Kind stirbt
Rammstein
die Sonne scheint

Rammstein
ein Flammenmeer
Rammstein
Blut gerinnt auf dem Asphalt
Rammstein
Mütter schreien
Rammstein
die Sonne scheint

Rammstein
ein Massengrab
Rammstein
kein Entrinnen
Rammstein
kein Vogel singt mehr
Rammstein
die Sonne scheint"



"Rammstein
A man is burning
Rammstein
The smell of flesh lies in the air
Rammstein
A child is dying
Rammstein
The sun is shining

Rammstein
A sea of flames
Rammstein
Blood is coagulating on the asphalt
Rammstein
Mothers are screaming
Rammstein
The sun is shining

Rammstein
A mass grave
Rammstein
No escape
Rammstein
No birds are singing anymore
Rammstein
The sun is shining"

Agora juntando a isto uma cena de sodomizacao e umas luzes psicadelicas....BOM DIA!

PS: Qualquer semelhanca entre um acidente de aviacao durante um show de exibicao e as relacoes entre heterosexuais...e puura coincidencia.

	Zé Ramalho - Amar Quem Eu Já Amei
	Seu moço eu venho de longe Não sei onde vou chegar Não tenho medo de seguir Mas tenho medo de voltar Plantar, plantar porque homem sou Plantar, colher para quem não plantou Amar, amar quem nunca me amou Ser mais escravo do que hoje sou Quando a ida não é boa A volta não pode prestar Não tenho medo de seguir Mas tenho medo de voltar Acreditar no que eu acreditei E trabalhar para quem trabalhei Amar, amar quem eu já amei

Momentos há em que reflectimos no que ficou para trás...
Recordo-me particularmente de andar a evitar "chocar com pessoas" nos diferentes patamares até chegar a casa da cláudia. Lembro - me de ter ficado umas tres horas ou mais debaixo da cama dela
enquanto o pai assobiava Bach... seguiu - se o "pulse" dos Pink Floyd. De outra vez com as calças ao fundo das pernas e imobilizado, devido à baixa estatura da cama, fui grangeado com "elogios" por parte de Dona Amélia sua mãe; - "Andas metida com um merdas, ele não passa de um merdas", seguidamente "enalteceu" a minha familia com expressões do tipo; -"São todos uns borra-botas"...
Por isso quando a Cláudia me diz que não sabe como aguentou namorar comigo tanto tempo (dez anos (um de convivência "conjugal" (sempre a negar assumir uma relação comigo perante os pais( pois a mae já a havia avisado que nunca lhe faria o casamento nem abriria as portas de seu "palacete" para mim))) eu penso; - "coitada" esta pobre donzela foi uma mártir...

Um quarto de seculo sem Bill Evans



O alcool sempre presente nas pautas:

"Bill Evans was born in Plainfield, New Jersey, in 1929, of a devout Russian Orthodox mother and an alcoholic father of Welsh origins."

E ja agora para os amantes de Jamie Cu, Diana Crawl e Noia Jones:

"
Interviewer: Why do you think young people listen more to jazz these days?

Bill Evans: I think some young people want a deeper experience. Some people just wanna be hit over the head and, you know, if then they [get] hit hard enough maybe they’ll feel something. You know? But some people want to get inside of something and discover, maybe, more richness. And I think it will always be the same; they're not going to be the great percentage of the people. A great percentage of the people don’t want a challenge. They want something to be done to them -- they don’t want to participate. But there’ll always be, uh, maybe 15% maybe, 15%, that desire something more, and they’ll search it out -- and maybe that’s where art is, I think."

Parabéns!

Você é um gênio da lógica. Segundo o próprio Einstein, só 2% daqueles
que fizeram o teste conseguiram responder corretamente

Papillon

HOME: REVISTA: INTERNACIONAL 17/08/2005

A grande fraude: o verdadeiro Papillon não era Henri Charrière (foto de cima, à dir.), mas René Belbenoît, que viveu e está enterrado na Surumú, Roraima A rotina no "inferno" A busca de um fotógrafo pela verdadeira história Teste: você é bom em reconhecimento facial Memória A verdadeira história de Papillon Laudo da Polícia Federal confirma que o famoso prisioneiro francês que fugiu da Ilha do Diabo viveu seus últimos anos no Brasil e teve sua obra roubada pelo escritor Henri Charrière Eduardo Hollanda – Boa Vista (RR) Ele se tornou famoso mundialmente em 1969, ao publicar o livro Papillon, no qual contava a sua fuga espetacular, ocorrida em 1935, da Ilha do Diabo, o sinistro complexo de presídios que a França mantinha na Guiana Francesa. O sucesso foi ainda maior quando a história do prisioneiro Henri Charrière, o Papillon, chegou às telas dos cinemas em 1971 em uma superprodução de Hollywood, com Steve McQueen no papel principal. Mas Charrière, um homem de poucos estudos, era uma gigantesca farsa. O verdadeiro autor de Papillon foi outro fugitivo, René Belbenoît, um intelectual que falava quatro línguas e liderou um grupo de presos (entre eles Charrière), façanha relatada em seu livro A Ilha do Diabo (Dry guillotine no original, Prêmio Pullitzer de 1938). O sucesso do livro na época fez com que a França terminasse por desativar o presídio por onde passaram (e morreram, em boa parte) milhares de prisioneiros. Depois de fugir para a então Guiana Inglesa, René Belbenoît, o verdadeiro Papillon, radicou-se com seus parceiros em Roraima desde 1940, morrendo em 1978, aos 73 anos, e sendo sepultado na Vila Surumú, no n0orte do Estado, hoje parte da Terra Indígena São Marcos. Esse aparente fim obscuro de Belbenoît concluiu uma trajetória de vida cheia de intrigas, 13 anos de desterro (1922-1935) na Ilha do Diabo por assalto, livros de sucesso, identidades falsas, um assalto milionário e muitos negócios com garimpos de ouro, diamantes e metais preciosos. Além, é claro, da história de como os manuscritos dos livros Papillon e Banco, escritos por René Belbenoît na Vila Surumú, acabaram nas mãos de Charrière. Os dois primeiros livros de Belbenoît , Hell on trial e Dry guillotine, foram publicados nos EUA graças à amizade que ele construiu durante anos de correspondência, ainda na prisão, com a escritora americana Blair Niles. Os dois acertaram ainda que um dos fugitivos, de nome desconhecido, deveria seguir para os EUA e assumir a identidade de René Belbenoît, como medida de segurança para o grupo que ficou na América do Sul. No cinema: Steve McQueen interpretou Papillon no filme de 1971 Esse falso René, que morreu em 1959 na Califórnia e teve o corpo cremado, acabou sendo vital para que a verdadeira identidade de Papillon fosse comprovada este ano no Brasil. Foi comparando fotos dos dois com a identidade de Belbenoît, tirada em 1973, que os peritos da Polícia Federal Paulo Quintiliano e Marcelo Ruback, depois de seis meses de trabalho em computador, chegaram à conclusão de que o verdadeiro René, o Papillon (apelido que ganhou na prisão ainda na década de 1920), é o que morreu e está enterrado no Brasil. “Usamos um programa de computador que desenvolvi em minha tese de doutorado e que permite a identificação precisa de pessoas através de imagens faciais”, diz o perito Paulo Quintiliano. “Isso mostra que eu tinha razão ao garantir que Papillon tinha vivido décadas e morrido em Roraima”, comemora o fotógrafo e escritor Platão Arantes, autor de dois livros sobre o caso. Alfredo Ferreira Nunes, o professor Parazinho: "Conheci o René em 1943 e fui seu sócio durante mais de dez anos em garimpos do rio Maú e em outros lugares da região" Medo dos alemães – René e seus parceiros, que estavam sendo bem-sucedidos no garimpo de diamantes e de ouro na Guiana Inglesa, decidiram vir para o Brasil em 1940, depois que as tropas de Hitler invadiram a França, deixando o Reino Unido na mira dos nazistas. Preocupado com o domínio alemão, ele convenceu os outros a fugir para o Brasil. O grupo subiu de barco o rio Demerara e depois fez uma caminhada de 23 dias pela mata e pela savana, até chegar às margens do rio Maú. “Eu estava na frente de nossa casa, uma fazenda à beira do rio, quando ouvimos os chamados de um grupo de homens no outro lado. A fazenda de papai era o ponto de passagem no rio Maú e meu pai me mandou pegar a canoa e trazer o pessoal”, conta Rui Meneses, o seu Bebé, 77 anos. Na época, ele tinha 12 anos e ficou admirado com o chefe do grupo, que falava perfeitamente o português, apesar do forte sotaque. Além de René, integravam o grupo Maurice Habert, Joseph Guillermin Marcel, Charrière e Roger.

"Eu estava na frente da nossa casa, na beira do rio, quando ouvimos os chamados de homens do outro lado" Rui Meneses, “seu Bebé”, testemunha da chegada do grupo de René a Roraima Em uma região que era um enorme e desértico município do Amazonas, os fugitivos sentiram-se seguros. Maurice casou-se com uma nativa, teve três filhos e implantou o cultivo do tomate na região. Sua influência foi tão grande que conseguiu que a Vila do Maú se tornasse a Vila Normandia, em homenagem à sua região natal na França. Belbenoît, que tinha recebido um bom dinheiro, fruto do sucesso de seus livros nos EUA, investiu no garimpo de diamantes e ouro, além de colaborar com os americanos, interessados na pesquisa mineral da região. Mas não ficou apenas nos negócios. Fiel ao seu passado bandido, em 1942 René comandou o bem-sucedido assalto à filial da empresa JG Araújo, em Boavista. A empresa era um entreposto que fornecia víveres e todo tipo de equipamento para a região que é hoje o Estado de Roraima, e ainda negociava com ouro, diamantes e servia como um banco informal. Platão Arantes ouviu testemunhas que suspeitam de conluio entre os donos da empresa, os devedores e até as autoridades da época. O assalto serviu de tema, anos depois, para o livro Banco, de Belbenoît, que também lhe foi roubado por Charrière. Ascensão e queda – Quando Roraima virou território em 1943, as investigações, que eram comandadas de Manaus, foram encerradas. “Conheci o René em 1943 e fui seu sócio durante mais de dez anos em garimpos no rio Maú e em outros lugares da região. Só em 1961 tive certeza de que ele tinha sido o chefe do assalto”, conta Alfredo Ferreira Nunes, o professor Parazinho, 84 anos. Ele garante que o amigo era muito inteligente e ganhou muito dinheiro. “Quando não estava escrevendo, o René estava fazendo bons negócios. Ganhou muito dinheiro, mas, no fim da vida, perdeu tudo de maneira muito estranha. Mas quem se aproveitou dele ficou sem nada. Até as terras passaram para os índios”, comenta Parazinho. Ele não tem dúvida de que Charrière traiu seu amigo. “Ele fez sacanagem, colocando seu nome nos escritos do René. Todas as histórias do livro e do filme são do René. Ele me contava”, garante. Golpe de mestre: antiga sede da empresa JG Araújo, em Boa Vista, que em 1943 foi assaltada por um grupo liderado por René Belbenoît Maria do Socorro da Cunha Camilo, 58 anos, também se lembra bastante de René. Ela conheceu o verdadeiro Papillon quando pequena, no Surumú, onde seu pai tinha uma fazenda. René, que tinha um armazém e bar que abastecia a região, gostava de contar histórias para crianças e adultos, lembrando de suas aventuras. Maria do Socorro só percebeu a dimensão das histórias em 1981, quando o filme Papillon estava sendo exibido na tevê. “Eu não estava prestando muita atenção até que vi a cena do teste com a jangada de cocos. Virei para meu filho menor e disse: ‘Essa é a história do padrinho da Ana, sua irmã.’ Ele perguntou como eu sabia e respondi que durante anos, desde garota, ouvi o velho René contar como ele e uns companheiros fugiram da Ilha do Diabo”, recorda. Paulo Quintiliano, perito da Polícia Federal: "Usamos um programa que desenvolvi no meu doutorado e que permite a identificação de pessoas através de imagens faciais" Os destinos de René Belbenoît e Henri Charrière, que haviam se separado em 1943, quando o falso Papillon foi para a Venezuela, voltaram a se cruzar em 1955. René tinha recebido um pedido de um diretor de cinema americano, amigo do casal Niles, para que transformasse o livro Dry guillotine em uma espécie de roteiro para o cinema. Mas que contasse a fuga de apenas um prisioneiro. René escreveu um calhamaço e considerou que a forma mais fácil de mandar o material para os EUA era via Venezuela. E contatou Charrière, que trabalhava no porto. O falso Papillon guardou os manuscritos, que estavam em inglês, durante anos. Quando soube da morte do falso René nos EUA, contratou um jornalista francês que morava na Venezuela e lhe devia dinheiro para fazer uma adaptação em francês, acrescentando mais um fugitivo. E, em 1969, depois de ter mandado tatuar no peito uma borboleta, lançou como seu o livro Papillon. Em 1971, Charrière mandou emissários à Vila Surumú para pegar os originais do livro Banco. René estava quase cego, com catarata e uma doença no nariz – há dúvidas se era câncer ou leishmaniose – e cedeu às pressões. As divergências entre os dois livros ajudaram a expor Charrière como um farsante. Ele gastou praticamente todo o dinheiro ganho com o livro e o filme Papillon na produção de outro filme que foi um fracasso total. E morreu pobre, destruído pela bebida, em 1973. Em Roraima, já existe um movimento para transformar a Vila Surumú em um museu vivo do verdadeiro Papillon. E trocar a cruz branca sem identificação por uma tumba à altura do novo ídolo do Estado.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

Fabulous! I recognize myself as a Pastarfarian! I feel like having been touched by "His Noodly Appendage".

Ramen

As Pombinhas da Katrina andavam de mao em mao,...

Foi sem surpresa que hoje abri a pagina do publico e .... 90 mortos em ataques suicidas no Iraque. O mundo inteiro consternou-se quando morreram cerca de 50 pessoas em Londres, enquanto que em Bagdad o valor mediatico de uma morte tem um peso diferente. Hoje foram 90, no outro dia 100,...

Oh yeah

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Ainda no registo da Heroína...



The La's

THERE SHE GOES

"There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain, this feeling that remains

There she blows
There she blows again
Pulsing through my vein
And I just can't contain, this feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
She calls my name, pulls my train
And no-one else can heal my pain
But I just can't can't contain, this feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
Chasing down my lane
And I just can't contain, this feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes
There she goes"

Neil Young

THE NEEDLE AND THE DAMAGE DONE

"I caught you knockin' at my cellar door
I love you, baby, can I have some more
Ooh, ooh, the damage done.

I hit the city and I lost my band
I watched the needle take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done.

I sing the song because I love the man
I know that some of you don't understand
Milk-blood to keep from running out.

I've seen the needle and the damage done
A little part of it in everyone
But every junkie's like a settin' sun."

Lou Reed

PERECT DAY

"Just a perfect day,
Drink Sangria in the park,
And then later, when it gets dark,
We go home.
Just a perfect day,
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later, a movie, too,
And then home.

Oh it's such a perfect day,
I'm glad I spent it with you.
Oh such a perfect day,
You just keep me hanging on,
You just keep me hanging on.

Just a perfect day,
Problems all left alone,
Weekenders on our own.
It's such fun.
Just a perfect day,
You made me forget myself.
I thought I was someone else,
Someone good.

Oh it's such a perfect day,
I'm glad I spent it with you.
Oh such a perfect day,
You just keep me hanging on,
You just keep me hanging on.

You're going to reap just what you sow,
You're going to reap just what you sow,
You're going to reap just what you sow,
You're going to reap just what you sow..."

The Stranglers

goldenbrown.mp3
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GOLDEN BROWN
" Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down WITH my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown

Every time just like the last
On her ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with golden brown

Golden brown finer temptress
Through the ages she's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with golden brown

Never a frown
With golden brown
Never a frown
With golden brown "