Eleições presidenciais nos USA 2008

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Hoje há jogo...

Cláudia Ribeiro... Bonifácio

Certo dia, num fim-de-semana em que a Amélia e o Zé tinham ido para Rãs, estava eu sentado no sofá a ouvir música quando a Cláudia começa a chorar e agarra-se a mim a dizer - Eu não quero crescer!!!
A música que estava a tocar era o Souvenir dos OMD. Ela costumava ouvi-la em miúda no carro do pai quando ia a caminho da praia...

Souvenir - OMD

Moçoilas que tentam a sua sorte no youtube.
Ficam aqui alguns casos de talento musical... no último o talento não será para à música, mas fica igualmente registado ^_^

Adoro a parte do A par of brown eyes em que o Shane MacGowan faz referência ao "Cash" e a esta música...

And on the jukebox Johnny sang
About a thing called love

Thing Called Love

No outro dia, para os lados de Tábua e já de madrugada (2 Am) embrenhei-me no mato.
De cigarro e mini na mão, ali fiquei a deliciar-me com as sombras que enganam o olhar, enquanto este não se habitua a penumbra, e com o barulho do mato a estalar debaixo das minhas botas...
Entristeceu-me o facto de que, para mim, a noite já não representa aventura, emoção, medo, rebeldia, etc.

Evolução...

A Pair of Brown Eyes

One summer evening drunk to hell
I stood there nearly lifeless
An old man in the corner sang
Where the water lilies grow
And on the jukebox Johnny sang
About a thing called love
And it's how are you kid and what's your name
And how would you bloody know?
In blood and death 'neath a screaming sky
I lay down on the ground
And the arms and legs of other men
Were scattered all around
Some cursed, some prayed, some prayed then cursed
Then prayed and bled some more
And the only thing that I could see
Was a pair of brown eyes that was looking at me
But when we got back, labeled parts one to three
There was no pair of brown eyes waiting for me

And a rovin' a rovin' a rovin' I'll go
For a pair of brown eyes

I looked at him he looked at me
All I could do was hate him
While Ray and Philomena sang
Of my elusive dream
I saw the streams, the rolling hills
Where his brown eyes were waiting
And I thought about a pair of brown eyes
That waited once for me
So drunk to hell I left the place
Sometimes crawling sometimes walking
A hungry sound came across the breeze
So I gave the walls a talking
And I heard the sounds of long ago
From the old canal
And the birds were whistling in the trees
Where the wind was gently laughing

And a rovin' a rovin' a rovin' I'll go
For a pair of brown eyes





Spancil Hill (Traditional Version)

Last night as I lay dreaming of pleasant days gone by,
Me mind bein´ bent on rambling to Ireland I did fly,
I stepped on board a vision and I followed it with the will,
And I shortly came to anchor at the cross of Spancil Hill.

Being on the twenty-third of June, the day before the fair,
When Ireland's sons and daughters were all assembled there
The young, the old, the brave, the bold, and their duty to fulfill,
At the little church of Clooney, a mile from Spancil Hill.

I went to see me neighbours, to see what they would say,
The old ones they were dead and gone, and the young ones turning grey
I met with tailor Quigley, he's as bold as ever still,
Sure he used to make me britches when I lived in Spancil Hill.

I paid a flying visit to me first and only love,
She's fair as any lily and gentle as a dove
She threw her arms around me, saying "Johnny, I love you still"
Ah she's Nell, the farmer's daughter, the pride of Spancil Hill

I dreamt I held and kissed her as in the days of yore
She said "Johnny you're only joking, as many's the time before"
The cock he crew in the morning, he crew both loud and shrill,
I awoke in California, many miles from Spancil Hill.

Spotted this on your blog...

The following lyrics:

Tight blue jeans

Big black boots

greasy hair

Dirty Look

uhhhhhhh, man don't mess with me!!!

I think the next line is “Every muscle in my body’s achin’ with desire.”

Do you know who does this song? I’ve been looking for it for years!!!

Thanks,

Eric

Re: The singer is Robert Gordon

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The House of Dolls is a 1955 novella by Ka-tzetnik 135633. The novella describes Joy Divisions, which were allegedly groups of Jewish women in the concentration camps during World War II who were kept for the sexual pleasure of Nazi soldiers.

Origins

The origin of Ka-tzetnik's story is not clear. Some say it is based on a diary kept by a young Jewish girl who was captured in Poland when she was fourteen years old and forced into sexual slavery in a Nazi labour camp. However the diary itself has not been located or verified to exist. Others claim, and the author suggests as much in his later book Shivitti, that it is based on the actual history of Ka-Tzetnik's younger sister (The House of Dolls is about the sister of Ka-Tzetnik's protagonist, Harry Frelshnik).

Between 1942 and 1945, Auschwitz and nine other Nazi concentration camps contained brothels (Freudenabteilung 'Joy Division'), mainly used to reward cooperative non-Jewish inmates.^[1][2] Not only prostitutes were forced to work there. In the documentary film, Memory of the Camps, a project supervised by the British Ministry of Information and the American Office of War Information during the summer of 1945, camera crews filmed women who they stated were forced into sexual slavery for the use of guards and favored prisoners. The film makers stated that as the women died they were replaced by women from the concentration camp Ravensbrück.^[3]

The book Stella: One Woman's True Tale of Evil, Betrayal, and Survival in Hitler's Germany, a biography of Stella Goldschlag, says she was threatened with being forced into sexual slavery unless she cooperated with the Nazis.^[4]

Singer, songwriter Isaac Hayes dies at age 65

Aug. 10, 2008, 5:18 PM EST

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- Isaac Hayes, the baldheaded, baritone-voiced soul crooner who laid the groundwork for disco and whose "Theme From Shaft" won both Academy and Grammy awards, died Sunday afternoon after he collapsed near a treadmill, authorities said. He was 65.

Shaft!

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on

You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(John Shaft)


SHAFT opening scene (1971)

Schrödinger's cat

Schrödinger's cat, often described as a paradox, is a thought experiment devised by Austrian physicist Erwin SchrödingerCopenhagen interpretation of quantum
mechanicsrandom in 1935. It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the being applied to everyday objects, by considering the example of a cat that may be either alive or dead, according to an earlier event.
Schrödinger also coined the term "entanglement" (German: Verschränkung) in the account of the thought experiment.

Schrödinger's Cat: A cat, along with a flask containing a poison, is placed in a sealed box shielded against environmentally induced quantum decoherence. If a Geiger counter detects radiation then the flask is shattered, releasing the poison which kills the cat. Quantum mechanics suggests that after a while the cat is simultaneously alive and dead, in a quantum superposition of coexisting alive and dead states. Yet when we look in the box we expect to see the cat either alive or dead, not a mixture of alive and dead.

The thought experiment

Schrödinger wrote:

One can even set up quite ridiculous cases. A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small, that perhaps in the course of the hour one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges and through a relay releases a hammer which shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed. The psi-function of the entire system would express this by having in it the living and dead cat (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.

It is typical of these cases that an indeterminacy originally restricted to the atomic domain becomes transformed into macroscopic indeterminacy, which can then be resolved by direct observation. That prevents us from so naively accepting as valid a "blurred model" for representing reality. In itself it would not embody anything unclear or contradictory. There is a difference between a shaky or out-of-focus photograph and a snapshot of clouds and fog banks.^[2]

The above text is a translation of two paragraphs from a much larger original article, which appeared in the German magazine Naturwissenschaften ("Natural Sciences") in 1935.^[3]

Schrödinger's famous thought experiment poses the question: when does a quantum system stop existing as a mixture of states and become one or the other? (More technically, when does the actual quantum state stop being a linear combination of states, each of which resemble different classical states, and instead begin to have a unique classical description?) If the cat survives, it remembers only being alive. But explanations of the EPR experiments that are consistent with standard microscopic quantum mechanics require that macroscopic objects, such as cats and notebooks, do not always have unique classical descriptions. The purpose of the thought experiment is to illustrate this apparent paradox: our intuition says that no observer can be in a mixture of states, yet it seems cats, for example, can be such a mixture. Are cats required to be observers, or does their existence in a single well-defined classical state require another external observer? Each alternative seemed absurd to Albert Einstein, who was impressed by the ability of the thought experiment to highlight these issues; in a letter to Schrödinger dated 1950 he wrote:

You are the only contemporary physicist, besides Laue, who sees that one cannot get around the assumption of reality—if only one is honest. Most of them simply do not see what sort of risky game they are playing with reality—reality as something independent of what is experimentally established. Their interpretation is, however, refuted most elegantly by your system of radioactive atom + amplifier + charge of gun powder + cat in a box, in which the psi-function of the system contains both the cat alive and blown to bits. Nobody really doubts that the presence or absence of the cat is something independent of the act of observation.^[4]

Note that no charge of gunpowder is mentioned in Schrödinger's set-up, which uses a Geiger counter as an amplifier and hydrocyanic poison instead of gunpowder; the gunpowder was only mentioned in Einstein's original suggestion to Schrödinger 15 years before.

Copenhagen interpretation

Main article: Copenhagen interpretation

In the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics, a system stops being a superposition of states and becomes either one or the other when an observation takes place. This experiment makes apparent the fact that the nature of measurement, or observation, is not well defined in this interpretation. Some interpret the experiment to mean that while the box is closed, the system simultaneously exists in a superposition of the states "decayed nucleus/dead cat" and "undecayed nucleus/living cat", and that only when the box is opened and an observation performed does the wave function collapse into one of the two states. More intuitively, some feel that the "observation" is taken when a particle from the nucleus hits the detector. This line of thinking can be developed into Objective collapse theories. In contrast, the many worlds approach denies that collapse ever occurs.

Steven Weinberg said:

All this familiar story is true, but it leaves out an irony. Bohr's version of quantum mechanics was deeply flawed, but not for the reason Einstein thought. The Copenhagen interpretation describes what happens when an observer makes a measurement, but the observer and the act of measurement are themselves treated classically. This is surely wrong: Physicists and their apparatus must be governed by the same quantum mechanical rules that govern everything else in the universe. But these rules are expressed in terms of a wavefunction (or, more precisely, a state vector) that evolves in a perfectly deterministic way. So where do the probabilistic rules of the Copenhagen interpretation come from?

Considerable progress has been made in recent years toward the resolution of the problem, which I cannot go into here. It is enough to say that neither Bohr nor Einstein had focused on the real problem with quantum mechanics. The Copenhagen rules clearly work, so they have to be accepted. But this leaves the task of explaining them by applying the deterministic equation for the evolution of the wavefunction, the Schrödinger equation, to observers and their apparatus.^[5]

É a puta da loucura!
Já existe um Blog que celebra a data de criação do nosso Teresa Torga...
Aqui fica a morada para verem ao degredo a que isto chegou.




http://bloganiversario.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/teresa-torga/

Parece-me que o futuro se aproxima cada vez mais do filme Cherry 2000.

Fodasssssseeeeeeeee, um trailer à antiga... que belo filme; decorria o ano de 1987

De origem sueca e feita de silicone... em tamanhos que variam de 1.50 a

1.75cm.

A textura da pele detém aproximadamente 99,8% de semelhança com a pele

humana; durabilidade de 2 anos sob regime de uso constante e diário; é

completamente regulável, basta 'colocar-lhe' na posição adequada e ela

se acomoda.

Tem 100 sensores espalhados pelo corpo, 30 apenas na zonas erógenas.

Cada um dos sensores faz com que ela se movimente levemente de alguma

forma, podem existir 20 combinações concomitantes.

Ao ser penetrada, emite um som leve e macio que ecoa generosamente nos

nossos ouvidos. Vem com sonorização embutida na garganta e reconhece até

16 comandos (Português está incluído) 'extremamente personalizados'

(máximo a 2,0m de distância dos seus 'ouvidos').

Quando existe algum tipo de pulsação dentro das suas zonas erógenas,

emite leves gemidos de estimulos.

Além de tudo isso, 'fica úmida' com facilidade... basta uma leve

'mãozinha boba' passando sobre qualquer dos seus sensores.

E o mais importante, tem 'senha de uso'. Vem uma instrução na caixa

sugerindo guardar a senha muito bem guardada.

Suas principais características:

- 3 entradas operacionais (vagina, ânus e boca);

- possibilidade de trocar a cabeça (para variar um pouco)

- pode-se escolher a altura e o peso (7 tamanhos disponíveis)

- as medidas (quadril-peito), cor da pele, dos olhos e cabelo ou dos

pelos púbis (que podem ser até raspados), o tamanho da unhas e até a cor

do baton, podem ser alterados.

É só vantagens...

NÃO É ELÉTRICA (o que é um alívio. Já pensou se na hora H entra em curto?)

Não fala;

Não fica menstruada;

Não engravida;

Não vê novela, nem se incomoda se estamos a ver futebol na TV;

Não compra roupas nem sapatos;

Não tem mãe (ISSO É MUITO IMPORTANTE);

Não vai ao salão de beleza;

Não tem dor de cabeça;

Não nos acompanha na cervejada com os amigos;

Não engorda nem envelhece etc...

O único inconveniente é que custa cerca R$ 14.000,00, mas não cobra

pensão alimentícia.

Com eficiência britânica, celebrou-se desde as onze da matina o dia da independência da Jamaica (6 de Agosto); isto é, desde as onze da matina que vivi em Kingston. E vai-se lá saber do som, que interessava era ter bem alto, não o quê nem onde, mas manter os decibeis bem lá no pico.

Baixinho, agora ouço Bach (sonatas 1014-1017 por Glenn Gould).

e o que eles adoram debater o sexo dos anjos...

Major Alan Greg Rogers (September 21, 1967 – January 27, 2008) was an ordained pastor, a US Army Major and Intelligence Officer, a civil rights activist in the gay, lesbian and bisexual military community and the first known gay combat fatality of Operation Iraqi Freedom.^[1][2][3] The subsequent coverage of his death in the media sparked a debate over the effect of the military's "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell" (DADT) policy and what information should be included in the biography of a gay military person killed in action.

Vejam isto até ao fim

A incongruência americana é deliciosamente ridícula

Sitcoms que vos encorajo a dar uma espreitadela:

How I Met Your Mother

Back to You



The Big Bang Theory

Poupem os e-mails de indignação e consultem este site antes de espalharem a vossa "fúria" pela Web...

www.truthorfiction.com

(click to follow the hyperlink)

Today in the mail:

The Emperor Hadrian



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